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    Quote Originally Posted by shion View Post
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    SCREW YOU GUYS I'LL BIRTH MY BABY HOWEVER I WANT.

    Semi-related, my BFF is the oldest of four girls. She had her baby without any drugs;

    I don't even want to know what the youngest sister is going to do to kick up the crazy another notch.
    How is this crazy
    The labor was 22 hours and she tore up both walls of her vagina. It's the good kind of crazy; just had to set a baseline to show how her sisters have escalated into new realms of crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin View Post
    1. What are some animals that everyone regards as nice and/or cute that are actually horrible creatures?
    Hamsters. Hamsters. Hamsters. Hamsters. Hamsters.

    They are cannibals who are more than willing to eat each other alive for a mate.

    Also they hate everyone and everything.

    Leopard geckos. Nasty little blurt of a reptile. Pretty much any other kind of reptile is nicer.

    Cockatiels. See above but apply it to birds.

    ...yeah, working at a pet store for three years biased me hard against certain creatures xD

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    I had very pleasant cockatiels. Of course one of them masturbated every day so that probably had a lot to do with it.

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    Yeah cockatiels are basically the most sex-obsessed bird.

    The fact that I know this is somewhat distressing.

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    My lovebird did the same thing every day and it was horrifying.

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    Strange...I didn't know that was so common. The other birds I have never do that or at least not when anyone is looking. One of the birds does shake her butt at me a lot and toots it up...hmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
    Strange...I didn't know that was so common. The other birds I have never do that or at least not when anyone is looking. One of the birds does shake her butt at me a lot and toots it up...hmmm
    you are being sexually intimidated by a bird

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaibana View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
    Strange...I didn't know that was so common. The other birds I have never do that or at least not when anyone is looking. One of the birds does shake her butt at me a lot and toots it up...hmmm
    you are being sexually intimidated by a bird
    I have been. Knew a cockatiel that would go give some to his mate whilst giving me the evil eye anytime I got close.

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