Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
bizarre trout you've witnessed.
I worked full time in a pet store for three years and I have three bizarre stories to share.

1.) The time this one woman came in looking for decorations for her fish tank and she freaked right out over the idea of getting anything remotely "feminine-looking" because her fish was a male and she was convinced beyond all doubt that said fish wouldn't like any pink decorations.

2.) The time we got a frantic phone call from someone desperate to know if it was possible for bearded dragons and humans to interbreed. When I told her no, she sounded very relieved and quickly hung up.

3.) The time I went to feed the cockatiels and as I approached the bird cage the male bird deemed me a threat, glared at me right in the eye, then strutted over to his mate and very heartily did the deed, after which he stepped off of her and gave me the most look I've ever seen.