man.. how the hell do i follow that.... alright i will try anyway

1. I often think of strange ways to die (not picturing anyone in particular.. lets say i use a dummy in my head for it).. like if things happened on accident or maybe not... for instance just jerking the wheel all the way to the left... or falling off something tall..

2. My father was an orphan and 1st gen us born.. he is also 100% Italian

3. I have been homeless and had no job, no money and come back from it

4. I have lived in 4 different states, Maine, Mass, Florida, and i am back in North Dakota for the second time

5. I took algebra in 9th grade and passed with an A... I then moved to ND and took it for the next 4 years not actually getting graded it on since they accepted the grade from the previous school but did not have advanced placement (so much for getting ahead in life early)

6. I got all my partying days out of the way before i was 18, did lots of drinking and drugs

7. (SPOILER)I used to have a prince albert

8. I don't really talk to people much in person, I find most common talk to be boring, whether it be politics, sports, or cars, or bla bla bla, about the only thing i care about talking about most of the time is movies, music, video games, women, or porn (yes porn, I used to work in a porn store and i still try to keep up with my knowledge of toys and videos and whatnot)

9. I hate most people in public, I find way too many people to be stupid and i also hate myself for thinking that because sometimes it isn't that person's fault, I just have a hard time dealing with stupidity, I also get really annoyed at people who are trashed drunk to the point i just want to punch them in their slurring mouth

10. I dated a girl for 3 years, she got pregnant, had the child, 11 months after she was born I found out it wasn't mine. became severely depressed, gained a bunch of weight, smoked over a pack a day, drank quite a bit.. took me a while to calm down from it all but sometimes when i see small children whether it is irl, online, or even in commercials, i cry