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    What would your newspaper serial killer name be and how would you do your victims in?

    They'd call me The Whiskey Rose Killer cause I'd hand 'em a poisoned shot and tuck a rose into their shirt pocket before I lit up a cigarette and left the saloon.

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    The Michelangelo Killer

    I'd carve beautiful patterns in their skin and hang the corpses for all to see the beauty that is my art.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    What would your newspaper serial killer name be and how would you do your victims in?

    They'd call me The Whiskey Rose Killer cause I'd hand 'em a poisoned shot and tuck a rose into their shirt pocket the Amateur Dentist because I slash and claw at their gums and watch them bleed to death before I lit up a cigarette and left the saloon. inevitably get caught because the sniffer dogs can smell the disgustingly pungent trail of incense I leave behind and then cuff me as I kick and scream, shouting "YOU ARE ALL THE WORST!"

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    Nothing, because the newspapers and cops would never suspect a thing.

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    The Duck Hunt killer

    I'd use a modified light gun and bring a laughing dog everywhere I went

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    Boldly go.

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    They'd call me The Aztec, because I kill my victims by flaying them alive, then when they die of shock I rip out their hearts.

    I'd make a cloak from the skins of my victims.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Adequate View Post
    They'd call me The Aztec, because I kill my victims by flaying them alive, then when they die of shock I rip out their hearts.

    I'd make a cloak from the skins of my victims.
    sup Ed Gein

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wikipedia
    Penalty Not guilty by reason of insanity
    Check and mate, people who like their skin.

    SPOILER'D FOR BEING TERRIFYING, GODE; it's like a Christmas carol!

    Searching the house, authorities found
    Four noses
    Whole human bones and fragments
    Nine masks of human skin
    Bowls made from human skulls
    Ten female heads with the tops sawn off
    Human skin covering several chair seats
    Mary Hogan's head in a paper bag
    Bernice Worden's head in a burlap sack
    Nine vulvae in a shoe box
    A belt made from female human nipples
    Skulls on his bedposts
    A pair of lips on a drawstring for a window shade
    A lampshade made from the skin from a human face


    This is terrifying and I'm spoilering it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laddy View Post
    The Michelangelo Killer

    I'd carve beautiful patterns in their skin and hang the corpses for all to see the beauty that is my art.
    You've been reading "Skin" by Roald Dahl, haven't you?

    Skin (short story) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    I wouldn't have a name. 'Cuz I'd never be a serial killer. ;p Fun Killer, Fun Killer! XD

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    Serial killers have a type, and a signature. Those are usually what leads to a serial killers downfall. So, if I were to choose to be a killer, I'd try and make my kills different enough for there to be no discernible pattern, but similar enough as to not stand out for their differences.

    Or, following a different path, I'd mimic the signature/mo of other serial killers. And if my killings were somehow able to be linked together, they'd probably call me The Copycat, or The Doppelganger.


    And, if I didn't particularly care about being undetectable, I'd probably just pick my favorite mode of murder, and go from that. Giant axe and beheading = The Executioner. Electrocutions made to look like accidents = The Electrician, and so on and so forth.

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    I'd carve writing into my victims - various maniacal ramblings such as "BoB is feeling Loony!!!" or "BoB said she brought out the Loony!" As for my nickname... well, I guess I'd just let people pick something they thought fitting. *shrug*

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    I would be Percy "The Hobolo" Jenkins.

    This is because I leave my card, and that is the name.

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    The Rusty Spork

    I'd travel america with a box full of rusted sporks, stabbing hookers wherever I go. :chuckle:

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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