What are they?

I absolutely cannot stand when people say words wrong.

Like "sandwich" ... When people say "Samwich" it makes my skin crawl. There's no freaking M in there. Or "Punkin". It's "PuMPkin". What cracks me up is my sister used to pound it into our ESL kids' heads that it's "PUMP PUMP Pumpkin" and not "Punkin", but she says "Samwich".

And "nuclear". My dad is guilty of that one... As someone who used to haul the crap, he still says "Nukyuhlurr" (if that spelling made sense in relation to the pronunciation).

I feel like I've made this thread before. o.o;;;