I'm a woman, and I judge other people on their handshakes.
When people say "I could care less".
I like Kung-Fu.
People getting toasted and pissing in or on things that are -not- the toilet.
Jay just took a piss in the laundry basket. I'm going to murder him.
I hate that ad. That ad does my head in. I can't remember which one.
Skecher's Daddy'$ Girls!? Is it that one!? If it's not it should be.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51ZardFmCPI
Just. Just.
Good lord.
- People who chew their food really loudly. Smacking gum on the bus? URGH.
- People who walk slower than you. Particularly stringers - aka the people who all walk side by side in a very slow way so that you can't get past them.
- People who reply to "Are you ready?" with "Yeah." when they aren't ready to go. Danielle is one of these.
- People aside from high school friends calling me Towns.
Probably loads more, but these spring to mind at the moment.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I can't -stand- the smacking thing and my bf does it -everytime-. I beg. I plead. I cry and scream and throw things and beg some more for him to not do it and he gets all pissed off "That's the way I eat! I can't help it!"
... Bull. Effing. *snip* It can be helped. Your ass is just too lazy to work on the problem.
Too close to going around the swear filter, lady! ~Shorty
"I have a question." "Can I ask you a question?" "Can I ask you something?"
JUST smurfING ASK IT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, DON'T ASSIGN IT A PRELUDE
GOD IN HEAVEN
When large groups of people don't cross the street when there's no sign of traffic. Get a sense of urgency!
- People who respond to text messages with "OK" and nothing else.
- PMs that turn out to be just blanket requests to fill out surveys
- Customers who hover around trying to reach a shelf behind or in front of me instead of saying "Excuse me" and exercising common manners.
- Customers who hover around and are obviously looking for something, and then when I ask if they need help with something they say no, then hover around some more, and then leave looking disgruntled.