1. Meet Cuch and have a few beers.
2. Eat filet mignion with Seth Rogen and discuss the possibility of being long lost brothers.
3. Consume mass quantities of alcohol.
4. Win the lottery and buy sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads.
5-9. Sleep with three female celebrities (Mila Kunis, Hayley Williams, Sasha Grey) and one Timothy Olyphant.
10. Get in shape.