May as well join in.

1. Meet Cuch
2. Wash my balls
3. Find out what that big yellow bastard that's been in the sky recently is.
4. find out if Jesus really did steal my toast.
5. hire two private investigators and get them to follow each other.
6. kick Iain Paisley Jnr up the arse
7. smell Scarlet Johanssen, just walk up, sniff & walk away.
8. Become a dictator somewhere and actually do only good things. I feel it's got a bad name recently.
9. boot Wesley in the balls
10. Learn English