-I can name every country. Ever.
-I can play bass okay enough.
-I can name every Survivor contestant.
-I can cook a mean pasta.
-I am a semi-professional dramatic actor, doing mostly stage work. I have been in productions such as All My Sons and Julius Caesar. I don't talk about it much because I don't get paid very often and I rarely can find enough work to make anything resembling an actual living off of, but I do have a resume and a few years of experience with show business under my belt.