Pathetic accomplishments

[CimminyCricket]

I wiped my own ass.

[Parker]

I just noticed Denmark's sig is a gif

holy trout

a colleague told me I am always sweet and polite the other day (lmao)

[escobert]

I've been saving up ffor a new pack forever!

[~*~Celes~*~]

I finally watched Tropic Thunder two nights ago with my husband

[Rebellious Eagle]

I drove Matt around without freaking out behind the wheel

[dandy da oak]

I remembered to take out the trash every week last month!

[Chemical]

I caught a little fish, exploited it by taking pictures, then ate the poor bastard.

[DMKA]

I caught a little fish, exploited it by taking pictures, then ate the poor bastard.

I just went fishing last week and that's bigger than anything I caught.

[Shiny]

Upon going through some old photo albums, I found some photos of me during my horrible middle school phase. I destroyed them. Score!

[Greatermaximus]

Playing scrabble online claiming I could have won but had to win instead. I was about to end the game by putting 'o' and 'n' next to a 'w.'

So my opponent ended the game themself leaving me with the higher score. I only merely won.

In another scrabble game we almost played the same word six times. Gaze, gaze, gazer, gazer, gazers, stop. Talk about originality.

[noxious.sunshine]

I managed to wake up today.,

[Pheesh]

Hmmm. I'd gladly get a room with her. /smug

She's fiiiiine.

D:<

[Night Fury]

Made my friend watch Firefly last night and she loved it.

[theundeadhero]

Became a web editor the first time after only actively posting at EOFF for two months
<i>Then</i> I learned HTML.

[Chemical]

A year later in Australia and I am finally catching up with Jiro for lunch