Pathetic accomplishments

[Loony BoB]

You guys and your not-so-pathetic accomplishments.

I lasted a week without being on staff!

[black orb]

>>> Bought just ONE Lord of the Tachyon Galaxy pack, and I pulled out an ultimate rare Constellar Omega..

yay me..

[Vincent, Thunder God]

i acted like an idiot on here for quite some time

im still going

[Calliope]

I slept for four hours. FOUR IN A ROW WINS!

[Flying Mullet]

I just voted to overturn DOMA.

(SPOILER)Well, not really. But if would be cool to have a Supreme Court Justice as a member on this site.

[Dat Matt]

I've made it this long and Shauna hasn't killed me. I'd say success.

[Flying Mullet]

I'd say there's nothing pathetic about that.

[Mahad]

I've managed to go over a year without sending one PM. I'm sure there's an award for that somewhere.

[Flying Mullet]

You just reminded me that yesterday was six months without drinking a soda.

[Dat Matt]

I've gone 6 seconds since my last drink of soda. Go me!

[CimminyCricket]

I changed the ignition coils and spark plugs in Jasmin's vehicle only for the alternator to go out.

[Pike]

I got a badge on Steam for being in one of their betas.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

I barely ate anything today except craisins and a sandwich! (plus coffee which i threw everywhere in a fit of pique) Yay for me.

[Madame Adequate]

My chancellor managed to forge three claims on different counties of Everdell in quick succession, so I took all three in a war.

I still got the title "the Unready"

[LocoColt04]

I've managed to go over a year without sending one PM. I'm sure there's an award for that somewhere.

I sent seven PMs in bed before my alarm went off this morning. This is the opposite accomplishment!

I'm not sure if I was awake for all of them.