are you...?

[Pike]

I am basically always the happiest person on the planet

What would happen if a Revolution-type* scenario were to occur and you were unable to end your own life? How would your happiness levels look then?

(* - Revolution is a television show where all of the power goes out and computers are no longer accessible)

I am a happy medium to the question, I think.

I'd be depressed for a little while and then snap out of it and entertain myself by counting bricks or something

WHAT ABOUT HUX?

What do you mean? xD