you realize that as adults you can acquire your own toys and ice cream in larger quantities and better quality, right
you realize that as adults you can acquire your own toys and ice cream in larger quantities and better quality, right
Firstly it's the principle of the thing, secondly I'm pretty sure I don't count as an adult
As a child I found there was always something a bit unsettling about the McDs mascots. They're right in the Uncanny Valley of cartoon characters, and I'm not even talking about the smurfing clown, that's an entirely different ballpark of creepyness. I mostly liked McDonalds for the toys of other cartoons (mostly Disney) they gave with the Happy Meals.
This twenty-year-old boy was distinguished from childhood by strange qualities, a dreamer and an eccentric. A girl fell in love with him, and he went and sold her to a brothel...
A few years my friends and I threw a pool party in which I drunkenly wandered around in the pool with a hamburger in my hand, desperately trying to keep it dry while shouting I AM THE HAMBURGLAR into the night. The apartment complex was somewhat less than amused.
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