His flops outnumber his successes mate. I'll got back 10 years to make a point. When I say 'trout' I don't mean theyre trout players, I mean they were trout for us.

David Bellion Sunderland £2,000,000 July 2003 trout
Eric Djemba-Djemba Nantes £3,500,000 July 2003 trout
Tim Howard New Jersey Metrostars £1,200,000 July 2003 trout
Cristiano Ronaldo Sporting Club £12,240,000 August 2003
Kleberson Atletico PR £5,930,000 August 2003 trout
Giuseppe Rossi Parma Free July 2004 trout
Liam Miller Celtic Free January 2004 trout
Louis Saha Fulham £12,825,000 January 2004
Alan Smith Leeds United £7,050,000 May 2004 trout
Gabriel Heinze Paris Saint-Germain £6,900,000 June 2004
Gerard Pique Barcelona £5,000,000 May 2004 trout
Fangzou Dong Dalian Shide £3,500,000 January 2004 trout
Wayne Rooney Everton £25,600,000 August 2004
Ji-Sung Park PSV Eindhoven £4,000,000 July 2005
Edwin van der Sar Fulham £2,000,000 July 2005
Ben Foster Stoke City £1,000,000 July 2005 trout
Nemanja Vidic Spartak Moscow £7,200,000 January 2006
Patrice Evra AS Monaco £5,500,000 January 2006
Michael Carrick Tottenham Hotspur £18,600,000 July 2006
Henrik Larsson Helsingborgs Loan January 2007 trout
Owen Hargreaves Bayern Munich £17,000,000 July 2007 trout
Tomasz Kuszczak West Bromwich Albion £4,000,000 July 2007 trout
Nani Sporting Club £17,300,000 July 2007 SEMI-trout
Anderson FC Porto £20,400,000 July 2007 trout
Carlos Tévez Corinthians Loan August 2007
Federico Macheda Lazio Free September 2007 trout
Manucho Petro Atlético Unknown August 2008 trout
Rodrigo Possebon Internacional Unknown August 2008 trout
Rafael da Silva Fluminense £2,600,000 August 2008
Fabio da Silva Fluminense £2,600,000 August 2008 trout
Dimitar Berbatov Tottenham Hotspur £30,750,000 September 2008 SEMI-trout
Zoran Tosic Partizan FK £7,000,000 January 2009 trout
Ritchie De Laet Stoke City Unknown January 2009 trout
Antonio Valencia Wigan Athletic £16,000,000 June 2009
Michael Owen Newcastle United Free July 2009 trout
Gabriel Obertan Bordeaux £3,000,000 July 2009 trout
Mame Biram Diouf Molde FK £2,000,000 July 2009 trout
Chris Smalling Fulham £10,000,000 January 2010
Javier Hernández Deportivo Guadalajara £6,000,000 July 2010
Bebe Guimaraes £7,400,000 August 2010 trout
Anders Lindegaard Aalesunds FK £3,500,000 November 2010 trout
Phil Jones Blackburn Rovers £17,000,000 June 2011
Ashley Young Aston Villa £16,000,000 June 2011 trout
David de Gea Atletico Madrid £18,000,000 June 2011
Shinji Kagawa Borussia Dortmund £12,000,000 June 2012 SEMI-trout
Nick Powell Crewe Alexandra £4,000,000 June 2012 trout
Robin van Persie Arsenal £24,000,000 August 2012
Alexander Buttner Vitesse £3,900,000 August 2012 trout
Ángelo Henríquez Universidad de Chile £4,000,000 August 2012 If seen please do not approach but contact Old Trafford immediately)
Wilfried Zaha Crystal Palace £15,000,000 January 2013 MISSING