Do you want to hear me say Welsh place names in my dirty English accent? It won't go well.

Also you will both disagree but having been to both North and South Wales twice each in the past year on business (admittedly I went to Cardiff both times in the south and not Swansea) I think the South is a lot grottier than the North and I'd rather live up North. That wasn't what I expected. Newport looked nice for about five minutes until the train went further into town.

Still, both are way better than the Midlands so