On a random note, Final Fantasy Football - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia gave me quite the chuckle.
"WAGs stands for White-mages And Girlfriends"
"For instance, many of the best players are unaffordable early on, and traditionally every team must include at least one Cid."
"Back Row (DF) - The back row are your defenders, and thus, you may want to give them your best armour. The most overlooked of football players, they spend much of the game hanging around at the back, relaxing. Their only real skill is steal, which allows them to steal the ball, though at later levels they can also use mug, a technique that is not supported by the Football Association."
