charlie adam, nude and proud, standing over your exhausted body

charlie adam using up the last of your milk

charlie adam with a glorious sunset behind him

charlie adam on the phone to your mum, talking about pasta

charlie adam losing his keys down the back of your sofa and unapologetically tearing it apart

charlie adam kicking the back of your seat and listening to loud techno music

charlie adam sending you a passive-aggressive email about sending too many items to the printer at once

charlie adam belching into your ear as you sleep