How not to defend: THE GAME

To get nerdy, you know in RPGs where you can bump stats up and down when making a character? Brendan Rodgers has actually decided to dump defence in order to pump up the attack. Seriously like remember the mid-90's when Newcastle used to challenge for the title by boasting the likes of Ferdinand, Asprilla, Ginola, Shearer etc. and their mantra was "yeah we've got a trout defence but we don't care, we'll hammer you anyway"? That is literally Liverpool. Martin Skrtel is 2014 Phillipe Albert.

Liverpool have now scored more goals than any other team in the league this season... and have conceded more than the likes of West Ham, Hull and Manchester United.

I can't let it go without some form of taunt though. Old Manus did you enjoy Nathan Dyer being shredded by England's Glen Johnson and England's Raheem Sterling? Ho ho ho. Delicious.