Sigh. And the preview on the side of the page when browsing forums read:
Tips and Tricks for Cleaning...
Tifa's Boobs.
Such a disappointment when I actually saw the full title of the thread.
Scrubbing Bubbles on the shower while you clean the rest of it. Then when you come back, most of the grime does just rinse off.
Windex for mirrors, of course. Coffee filters are great to use instead of paper towels because they streak a lot less.
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First, open up your toothpaste contained and squirt it allllll over the mirror. That's right, all over. Really get in there and get every inch of it covered. Second, that bleach spray you were going to use on the countertops? Unscrew the lid and dump that trout all down the toilet. Yes, all of it, down the drain. Third, get yourself a bottle of Hershey's chocolate sauce. You see where I'm going with this? Stand in the doorway and spray that smurfer down like you're a firefighter hosing down the goddamned Mayor's house and his wife and dog are trapped inside, screaming for their lives while they burn alive.
Optional step four, do the same with strawberry syrup during "that time" for an added affect. Make sure you record the reaction of whoever it is next entering the bathroom after your escapades.
I cleaned Rob's bathroom because he cleans like a man, and it needed a woman's touch.
Originally Posted by Fynn
I've seen my parents use AJAX, but I hate the smell of that. I usually just use Lysol with bleach and lemon extract in it, but I have never and will never clean inside the toilet. Just ain't happening unless I'm the only one crapping in it. Guy's poop is horrid and is something I never want to be close to.
Dynamite. Then build a new bathroom as needed.
Bathroom cleaning is terrible.
This is completely reasonable, Raistlin. I admire your style.
Cleaning is pretty fun if you make it into an elaborate dance!
Also make sure you call in your woodland creature friends to ease the load.
You can use toothpaste to clean CD's and help repair scratches on them so I figured you were actually going somewhere with this.
Move to a new house.
>>> Tip1: Find someone else to do it for you..
Tip2: just dont clean it..
>> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..
I ended up going with this route.Tip2: just dont clean it..
That is sad to hear.
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