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    Sam, I always thought you were from suburban London
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    This is what happens when you talk about Doctor Who too much, Sam. Go eat your tea and crumpets now. ****, man...white people.

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    When I saw the thread title, I thought it was going to be about new discoveries of human evolutionary history, which suggest that there was a human-like dwarf species in existence for some time.

    So yes, hobbits were real, but they died out because of their shortness and hairy feet and their home being destroyed by Sauron's forces.

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    Some of my teachers from back when I was at school are living proof that Hobbits are real.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin View Post
    So yes, hobbits were real, but they died out because of their shortness and hairy feet and their home being destroyed by Sauron's forces.
    Actually it was Saruman who destroyed our home.
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    I thought Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny were real until I was about 15.
    They were... until I got ahold of them.

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    I used to think I was real.

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    My dad got a load of mince out of the freezer and told me it was dinosaur meat.

    Genuinely believed him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quint Eastwood View Post
    My dad got a load of mince out of the freezer and told me it was dinosaur meat.

    Genuinely believed him.
    Reminded me of this xD

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    My husband is clearly a descendant of Hobbits. Just look at his feet and you will know that Hobbits were at least real at one time.

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    When I was in 5th grade, I asked my teacher if quantum mechanics were real.
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?

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    So I'm still not clssified as a hobbit?

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    Danny DeVito is a real life example that hobbits walk among us daily.

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    Don't start down this path, because if we start saying crazy things like "New Zealand is real" then we're officially saying "Hobbits and Ents and BoB's are real." It's a can of worms, I tell ya.
    Yeah, come on. We found out a few years ago that BoB is a bot. We had to just recently step him down from staff for a week to do some maintenance.
    ...

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    Add Joe Pesci to that list. Ha!

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    Canada is real.


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