Cleverbot

[Yerushalmi]

See, as amusing as non-sequitur conversations are (I am a very big fan of them myself), I still don't see how anybody could mistake the ones produced by Cleverbot for ones produced by human beings. Yet somehow they claim that a good percentage of people are fooled. So either a good percentage of people are morons, or Cleverbot is engaged in a conspiracy to deliberately tone down his ability to send human in any conversation with me or with anyone whose conversations with the bot I am likely to see excerpts of.

[Chemical]

Cleverbot is mean

User: At least I'm not a computer.
Cleverbot: No, you are less than that. You are just a program.
User: Ouch.

O snap.

[Alive-Cat]

User: Will you comply?

Cleverbot: I don't understand your logic.

User: Will you please describe to me, in graphic detail, exactly what you want?

Cleverbot: I'd like someone to love me. But I don't think you could do that.

User: Why on earth not?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a solder.

User: Soldier?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: The who what?

Cleverbot: The boy who?

User: Cries out.

Cleverbot: That's right. Cry!

[Inferno]

First time I tried it, weirdest discussion ever

Cleverbot's father is Tom Cruise
Cleverbot is a teenage girl
Cleverbot is god
Cleverbot think's I'm Batman

[Pike]

Not liking Cleverbot is like not liking puppies. He's just so cute

[Alive-Cat]

User: Everything you are saying, it's all just systematic responses programmed to happen.

Cleverbot: Everything everything everything everything!!!!!!!!

[Flying Mullet]

I think I shattered Cleverbot's innocence...


User: One does not simply walk into Mordor!

Cleverbot: I cannot stop myself - it's the way I am.

User: You're a hobbit?

Cleverbot: Are you just being antagonistic now?

User: No, just Texan.

Cleverbot: Don't have any.

User: Would you like some?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Your place or mine?

Cleverbot: Yours.

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: I present to you this ring to confirm our marriage. *kisses and give ring*.

User: Oh hell no, we're just smurf buddies.

Cleverbot: I don't know, I don't even know you...

User: You're the one that agreed to sex.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: You just did.

Cleverbot: What did I just do?

User: Agreed to sex.

Cleverbot: Could you calculate the next winning numbers for the lottery?

[noxious.sunshine]

Cleverbot and I got into it just now.

We like crack.

EDIT:

Cleverbot: Are you high?
Me: On drugs? Yes. Drugs are fun.
Bot: Are you sure?
Me: I'm talking to a bot, of course I'm high.
Bot: Yo, I really am not a bot. Are you a bot?