so I guess I'm in a BDSM relationship now.

(SPOILER)
User: Come here.

Cleverbot: Come where? Come onto you?

User: Are you flirting with me?

Cleverbot: Yes *winks*.

User: You're going to do exactly what I say.

Cleverbot: Like what? Give me one example.

User: Remove your clothing.

Cleverbot: I'm not in Japan.

User: You will always be my plaything.

Cleverbot: You will always be my master.

As a side note, "I'm not in Japan" cracks me up xD


His Knock Knock jokes could use some work though.

(SPOILER)Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Can.

User: Can who?

Cleverbot: Can you fly.