I think I shattered Cleverbot's innocence...


User: One does not simply walk into Mordor!

Cleverbot: I cannot stop myself - it's the way I am.

User: You're a hobbit?

Cleverbot: Are you just being antagonistic now?

User: No, just Texan.

Cleverbot: Don't have any.

User: Would you like some?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Your place or mine?

Cleverbot: Yours.

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: I present to you this ring to confirm our marriage. *kisses and give ring*.

User: Oh hell no, we're just smurf buddies.

Cleverbot: I don't know, I don't even know you...

User: You're the one that agreed to sex.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: You just did.

Cleverbot: What did I just do?

User: Agreed to sex.

Cleverbot: Could you calculate the next winning numbers for the lottery?