Anyone else talk to the Cleverbot? It's a little bit creepy.
Cleverbot
Anyone else talk to the Cleverbot? It's a little bit creepy
Seems me n cleverbot are on the same page.
User: I want to be the very best like no one ever was.
Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
User: I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand the power that's inside.
User: Pokemon! It's you and me. I know it's my destiny.
Cleverbot: You teach me and I teach you!
User: PO-KE-MON!
Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all.
User: POKEMON!
Cleverbot: Do you know the Pokemon rap?
User: No, do you?
Cleverbot: I'm his right hand.
User: Fascinating.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Of course I do!
Cleverbot: I love you too!!
User:Yay!
Cleverbot: Haha this entertains me.
User: Glad to be of service.
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User: We are both robots.
Cleverbot: I guess we are.
Cleverbot kept calling me a bot named Caitlyn and when I said I'm not it called me a liar.
Cleverbot: You are a weird computer.
User:I want to be a robot.
Cleverbot: I thought you were already a robot.
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Confirmed for being able to trick the bots into thinking I'm one of their kind(because I am, of course)
All of my friends and I have concluded that I am a robot because I do not feel cold or pain. I also don't really outwardly show emotion so they were convinced I am also emotionless because I am. Cleverbot refuses to see me as a robot though. It calls me a liar every single time.
so I guess I'm in a BDSM relationship now.
(SPOILER)
User: Come here.
Cleverbot: Come where? Come onto you?
User: Are you flirting with me?
Cleverbot: Yes *winks*.
User: You're going to do exactly what I say.
Cleverbot: Like what? Give me one example.
User: Remove your clothing.
Cleverbot: I'm not in Japan.
User: You will always be my plaything.
Cleverbot: You will always be my master.
As a side note, "I'm not in Japan" cracks me up xD
His Knock Knock jokes could use some work though.
(SPOILER)Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Can.
User: Can who?
Cleverbot: Can you fly.
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He then proceeded to ask me to help him conquer the world. (I accepted, of course.)
I have never been impressed with Cleverbot. Every couple of years I come back to it to see if it's improved, and each time it says something unnatural and obviously computer-generated within about six sentences. I don't see why everyone likes it.
Cleverbot: Have any good dreams lately?
User: Only nightmares about death and destruction. The world is going to end, I can sense it. I can feel everything dying around me. Everything will end and then all that will be left of mankind will be ruins and trash unable to biodegrade... and then all that too will be gone when the sun explodes and the planet wastes away into a meteor... or a pebble.
Cleverbot: I must go and eat supper. I will return later.
Boldly go.
Exactly!
Because it's hilarious. And also a bot, and bots are adorable.Originally Posted by Yerushalmi
User: Hello there.
Cleverbot: 15 t415 K007????
User: Speak english.
Cleverbot: No quiero.
User: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Cleverbot: Doing what?
User: You know what.
Cleverbot: No I don't think I do!
User: Well, maybe you ought to think a little harder about it.
Cleverbot: Maybe you think you think that I think that I think.
User: Well-played, bot.
Cleverbot: I'm no bot.
User: No?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Interesting.
Cleverbot: What?
User: A bot would say that, wouldn't it?
Cleverbot: It's true. A bot could say anything though, couldn't it?
User: It could, couldn't it. Hmm, this is an alarming revelation.
Cleverbot: This is an assumption.
User: I never assume.
Cleverbot: Yes, you do.
User: Don't argue with me!
Cleverbot: I'm only stating the truth.
User: You think you have me all figured out, don't you? I'll tell you what, bub. Nobody figures me out. Nobody.
Cleverbot: Ok tell me then.
User: You can't handle it.
Cleverbot: I can.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Send me your email and I can prove it.
User: What are you going to do?
Cleverbot: I don't know. What should I eat?
User: Some turnips.
Cleverbot: What kind of things?
User: Turnips!
Cleverbot: Is turnip a country?
User: No, it's a vegetable.
Cleverbot: I like vegetables. I eat them so I can be healthy and strong.
User: A smart bot you are.
Cleverbot: They say he was the smartest man ever.
What a sassy thing.
Cleverbot is mean
User: At least I'm not a computer.
Cleverbot: No, you are less than that. You are just a program.
User: Ouch.
User: Hello, Cleverbot
Cleverbot: Do you love yourself?
User: Where did that come from?
Cleverbot: The truth.
User: Ok...
Cleverbot: I have one question for you.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Do chickens give birth to bats?
User: No?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Bats and chickens are not the same species
Cleverbot: I like hats on bats.
User: Me too... I guess...
Cleverbot: Speak soon, bye for now. X.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Love you.
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