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    A genie gives you three wishes.



    What do you wish for?

    You cannot wish for more wishes, more genies, more magic lamps, etc.

    Other than that no holds barred.

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    The ability to create computer programs that function as I desire merely by thinking about them.

    The knowledge necessary to make interstellar travel practical.

    A just and lasting peace among all living things.
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    to live in my chosen form, whatever that may be.

    for the ability to be reincarnated when I die infinite times in whatever universe and time I choose.

    for the ability to grant one person the choice to be reincarnated with me so we can go on adventures forever.
    This post brought to you by the power of boobs. Dear lord them boobs. Amen

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    1. Mind reading/control powers
    2. Telekinesis
    3. An orange for a head

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    I'd use the first wish to remember who I am.
    Then I'd use the second wish to undo the first wish.
    Finally, having lost my memory of the first two wishes and confused about the whole situation, I'd wish to remember who I am.


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    1. Ability to freeze time so I can create moments where I can just sit down and write on even the most hectic of days.

    2. Get a teaching job.

    3. The ability to live out any scenario I wish in my dreams as a means to explore various story ideas I have.

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    1. Veto power over other people's wishes.

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    1. Wish for Shorty to stop being wrong all the time
    2. Realize that takes a huge chunk out of my entertainment and wish for her to be wrong again so I can continue to make fun of her
    3. Wish that I hadn't wasted my first 2 wishes and then reuse them to become the first female president-astronaut-scientist-philosopher-Olympian on Mars and get veto power over Quin's veto powers

    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    You cannot wish for more wishes, more genies, more magic lamps, etc.
    Why do you tempt me so?

    Option 1: Wish for a magic journal that makes anything written inside it come true, either write in the journal or use another genie wish to make yourself the only person who can write in the journal.

    Option 2: Make 2 wishes, then wish that the genie forget that he has already granted you 2 wishes, and then tell him you still have two more wishes.

    Option 3: Wish for the ability to travel to parallel universes of your own creation (assuming they don't already exist), where everything is the same except the version of you in that universe didn't find the genie, so that you can go to that universe and find the genie yourself, and then travel to another universe and get more genies.

    (SPOILER)Then wish for magic journals using those genies.

    (SPOILER)Then write in the journals that you want more genies.

    (SPOILER)And chocolate. Lots of chocolate.
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    2. Travel through time and space to meet Tig yesterday afternoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    You cannot wish for more wishes, more genies, more magic lamps, etc.
    Why do you tempt me so?

    Option 1: Wish for a magic journal that makes anything written inside it come true, either write in the journal or use another genie wish to make yourself the only person who can write in the journal.

    Option 2: Make 2 wishes, then wish that the genie forget that he has already granted you 2 wishes, and then tell him you still have two more wishes.

    Option 3: Wish for the ability to travel to parallel universes of your own creation (assuming they don't already exist), where everything is the same except the version of you in that universe didn't find the genie, so that you can go to that universe and find the genie yourself, and then travel to another universe and get more genies.

    (SPOILER)Then wish for magic journals using those genies.

    (SPOILER)Then write in the journals that you want more genies.

    (SPOILER)And chocolate. Lots of chocolate.
    The "etc." implies that none of those are gonna work. Sorry bro

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    1. I would wish to be a Billionaire.

    2. I would wish to have some super strength/super fitness thing going on.

    3. I would wish that Michael Caine was my Butler.


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    1. David Tennant and Matt Smith become my love slaves.

    ...you know, I don't think I need my other two wishes.
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    1. To have the power to make other's wishes come true.
    2. To make other happy
    3. To make everyone smile


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    3. Own a fully functioning Death Note.

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