A genie gives you three wishes.

[Madame Adequate]

I remember an episode of X Files with a genie, and the Male Agent wished for world peace. The genie responded by removing all other people on Earth.

I imagine that's how two of Shiny's wishes would play out. xD

Isn't that how one of the endings to Twisted Metal goes?

[Quindiana Jones]

I thought that was how every ending played out.

[Pumpkin]

1. For my son to be happy.
2. For me to be happy.

[Alive-Cat]

Cats. With big faces. Really big ones. And make them round, and with cup holders in them, and they speak only in rays of sunshine.

[Yerushalmi]

Spoiler: Yerushalmi is actually a genie and will grant the three best wishes.

Quint, I've warned you before of what happens when you reveal my secrets. You know what I have to do now.

[Araciel]

1. Boobs

[Inferno]

1. Boobs

ooooooor

1. Time travel
2. Be so freaking smart I could invent cures for cancer, aids, etc
3. Hesitating between the hability to fly or to teleport

[black orb]

>>> 1- Freeze time goddammit!, so I can finish all the stupid work in just a few seconds..
2- kiss my ass
3- i dont care..

[Vincent, Thunder God]

world peace

2

3

[LunarWeaver]

1. What I need at the moment to appear. Need $267.25 dollars for groceries at check out... Why, it's in my pocket!
2. I reckon most people would love total control over time.
3. The ability to posses others until I choose to leave or my silly little host dies and I eject automatically.

The goal is to have the three work together to let me live various lives in various times at my leisure. Sometimes exciting ones, sometimes a nobody, maybe sometimes redo parts of my own life. Ya know, posses someone, leave them, hit a time reset button to ensure I didn't screw the world up more than it is, and repeat. The first is so I'm never wanting for anything too badly (e.g. essentials such as food and water appear if I'm not quite ready to die yet) or reduce tedious tasks if I'm not in the mood for some grand adventurer's lifespan (e.g. a test with perfect answers manifests on my desk at the last minute of class). I'm sure people smarter than I am can drive limos through the holes in all this and point out how none of that would work out, but it's a forum so whatever.

[Sephex]

1.) I can pause time and will not age when time is paused (if I die or become incapacitated, time will resume so I don't screw over the universe).

2.) The ability to travel anywhere at anytime unharmed.

3.) To resurrect the Dragon King and take him to prom.

[Shorty]

1. To bring back all of the extinct creatures and species (including unicorns, but not the dinosaurs - nobody wants to see that)
2. The ability to live with our brothers and sisters and mother earth and the heavens as one without contention and hate and to just live and be happy!
3. World peace

[escobert]

My own Island to rule
a couple billion dollars
and a giant castle on the island for me!

[Yerushalmi]

My own Island to rule
a couple billion dollars
and a giant castle on the island for me!

On an island that I own, I'll be rested and alone... surrounded by enormous piles of money!

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Alright here's the plan.

The ultimate desert island.

A zombie invasion.

A drug cartel attacks.

Calamity ensues.