1. Wish for Shorty to stop being wrong all the time
2. Realize that takes a huge chunk out of my entertainment and wish for her to be wrong again so I can continue to make fun of her
3. Wish that I hadn't wasted my first 2 wishes and then reuse them to become the first female president-astronaut-scientist-philosopher-Olympian on Mars and get veto power over Quin's veto powers

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You cannot wish for more wishes, more genies, more magic lamps, etc.
Why do you tempt me so?

Option 1: Wish for a magic journal that makes anything written inside it come true, either write in the journal or use another genie wish to make yourself the only person who can write in the journal.

Option 2: Make 2 wishes, then wish that the genie forget that he has already granted you 2 wishes, and then tell him you still have two more wishes.

Option 3: Wish for the ability to travel to parallel universes of your own creation (assuming they don't already exist), where everything is the same except the version of you in that universe didn't find the genie, so that you can go to that universe and find the genie yourself, and then travel to another universe and get more genies.

(SPOILER)Then wish for magic journals using those genies.

(SPOILER)Then write in the journals that you want more genies.

(SPOILER)And chocolate. Lots of chocolate.