Speaking of genies:

Jiro, Shorty, and Iceglow are walking along together and they see a huge swimming pool. A genie appears in front of them and says "This is a magic swimming pool. When you jump in and say a word, the water in the pool will transform into whatever you've just said."

Jiro goes first. He gets a big grin on his face, takes a running start, leaps, and shouts "Lager!" He lands in a massive swimming pool full of beer and gets completely wasted.

Shorty goes next. She likewise grins, takes a running start, leaps, and shouts "Gin!" She lands in a massive swimming pool full of gin and gets completely wasted.

Iceglow goes last. He chuckles in anticipation, takes a running start, trips, and shouts "trout!"