You wouldn't believe what happened to me today...

[Jinx]

Today, while Denmark was at work, I took a shower. Afterwards, I sat around on the computer, while wearing nothing but a towel.

While I was sitting, reading and playing on the computer in said towel, I heard a knock on the smurfing bedroom door. At first I was scared. Then I was like, "Why did Rob come home from work early? Why doesn't he just come in...why is he knocking?". So I yelled, 'Come in' a couple times, but more knocks. At this point, I'm pretty terrified, but I get up and crack open the bedroom door.

It was maintenance. Apparently they'd tried knocking on the front door, but where I was in the apartment, I couldn't hear them. Thankfully they knocked on the bedroom door before the busted in...

...but I was wearing nothing but a towel.


What insanely embarrassing things have happened to you lately?

[Chris]

It's only embarrassing if they're not hot.

I dropped a glass at work today and it shattered into a million pieces right in the middle of the hallway.

[Shorty]

I tripped down an entire flight of stairs in my heels right before I left for work this morning. I can only imagine the hilarity my mother found in the situation as she heard me thud thud thud down the steps from the other room.

[Chris]

Whales bounce...

[Shorty]

I'm not a smurfing whale.

[Parker]

I was working maintenance on the apartment block i work at and no one would answer. knocked for ages. finally someone did. they looked scared but only wore a towel.


not really an embarrassing story. was pretty hot actually.

[krissy]

dear penthouse forum
i was just chillin as a towel today, but boy howdy wait till you hear what happened to me!

[Vincent, Thunder God]

i uh

didnt shower

...at all

[Denmark]

also keep in mind that I probably would have told you if I was going to make a visit home in the middle of the day. so there's that.

[fire_of_avalon]

It's only embarrassing if they're not hot.

I dropped a glass at work today and it shattered into a million pieces right in the middle of the hallway.

I did this on Monday.

In the grocery store.

[Unbreakable Will]

I was at home with my kid a few weeks ago when my grandad had left to get some pizza, naturally im in a tshirt and boxers so when I hear a knock at the door I opened it...

It was the AT&T women who were going door to door to sell their service, and if that wasn't bad enough my 2 year old comes up behind me and while trying to get my attention grabs the back of my shorts and pulls straight back... outlining my meat package for the two ladies. One of them blushed and said nothing at all the entire time, and the other pretended not to notice but her eyes kept drifting down during her sales pitch.

Yeah. That was awkward as hell.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

wow

[noxious.sunshine]

I was getting out of bed to go to the bathroom last night. Yeah yeah, I was drunk as fuuuhhhhh... My leg gave out for whatever reason and I landed on my back like halfway under the little table on my side. Stuck between it and the bed. Took me like 10 minutes to figure out how to pull myself up and get out of there 'cuz I kept giggling like a retard & was too embarrassed to wake up the BF.

[Shlup]

The other day I was talking to a doctor, and my baby started squeaking, and I leaked through my shirt.

[Pumpkin]

Shlups reminds me, this isn't any time recent obviously but I used to start leaking when beginning to get, erm, intimate.

Embarrassing beyond belief.