Hunted
You know all those moments in the horror or supposedly scary movies where some one is being chased by someone or some creature? Were you're watching a character walking down a dark tunnel/cave/passage and you just know something is going to happen? Which one of those scenarios, if such were possible, would you like/not like to find yourself in? Why? Is there anything you would like to have with you? A gun, a flashlight, anything?
All you need is a little common sense. If you've got keys, use them as a weapon. Don't leave them in your bag until you get to the car. Don't walk into super dark and creepy tunnels, that's just asking for trouble. I have a little light on my keys for those situations.
My keys are awesome.
I would like to have Peter Venkman with me. Not only would he fight the ghosts, he would also be really funny about it too.
Sarah would not survive.
I would like to not be in either scenario because I'm afraid of the dark and have very little endurance. Suppose if I had to pick one it would be being in the dark tunnel. Realistically, I would bring a metal baseball bat. Ideally, I would bring the gun from portal, that'll mess with bad guy/ zombie/ lions/ tigers/ bears/ Toto trying to eat me because first I'm here
Now I'm here! >=)
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I've always lived by the rule that if you're ever cornered or threatened by anyone, or a group of people you've no hope of winning against, you act criminally insane.
I'm talking MAD. Scream, take your top off, slap yourself, bounce about like a wee mad eejit, if possible, piss and/or trout yourself, drool too.
It's an information and situation overload most attackers will shy away from. However if it's a homicidal maniac and not a mugger or someone looking a fight you're dead either way. Your only compensation being that in death your corpse will confound detectives for years.
Last edited by Cuchulainn; 06-26-2013 at 06:57 PM.
Kick 'em in the nads and run.
I've seen more slasher films than you have. I know exactly what to do to survive.Originally Posted by Chris
I'll get by wearing a non-white, non tank-top shirt and make sure to wear a bra with it. Sluts always die first!
Realistically, though, I wouldn't be the one being hunted. I'd be the one hunting you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzeNF3rV1NA
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