Body Butter

[Chris]

Let's talk about this amazing thing called Body Butter. This is a little more queer than usual, but seriously, everyone should start using this - girls AND guys!

I cannot live without (I can, but keeping with my theme of being dramatic), vanilla body butter. I smell like ice cream and milkshake.

[Shorty]

Coconut liiime.

[Flying Mullet]

This is so gay.

[Chris]

Shouldn't every man be allowed to smell like Vanilla? Or flowers?

Edit: Guy = MAN

[Pike]

What is this? Some sort of bath gel?

Showers and baths cut into valuable videogame time so my only goal with them is to make them as short and simple as possible. So I'll just skip on any of this fancy pants girly stuff.

[Flying Mullet]

This is so MANly.

[Chris]

This is so MANly.

Do you want me to send you some samples? I got some with a gift certificate a while back. You'll start reeling in da womenz!

[Night Fury]

I love The Body Shop's Chocomania and Almond Body Butter. If I'm feeling fruity it has to be the Mango one.

Also, Soap and Glory's Righteous Butter. Omg.. I feel so so so so sooooo good when I wear that.

[noxious.sunshine]

The Body Shop in general is amazing, but I do love their body butter. And their oils (ya know - for the home).

I have coconut lime butter also. And Beautiful Day from BABW, but it's just lotion, not butter. Either way, it's the best thing ever.

[Flying Mullet]

This is so MANly.

Do you want me to send you some samples? I got some with a gift certificate a while back. You'll start reeling in da womenz!

"Reeling in da womenz" would result in a ball-less Mulley after my girlfriend was finished with me.

[Jinx]

What is this? Some sort of bath gel?

Showers and baths cut into valuable videogame time so my only goal with them is to make them as short and simple as possible. So I'll just skip on any of this fancy pants girly stuff.

No, it's more like lotion on steroids.

And I hate it. It feels so gross.

[Pike]

Lotion feels gross in general.

[Flying Mullet]

For super-hydrating lotions a friend of mine used to use goat's milk. God that stuff stinks.

[Shoeberto]

I've used my fiancee's body butter to help with my cracked knuckles in the winter but I couldn't see myself just slathering it on.

I think it's kinda weird to just cover yourself in smelly lubrication every day.

[Shiny]

Why must we know what you smell like?

Ever since hearing, "it puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again" I've been opposed to using lotion unless I really really need it which is basically everyday in the winter and if I go outside with shorts cuz I need sunblock.