I have a job as a server at Applebee's in a (very small) town in rural Tennessee situated right in front of a Wal-Mart.
It sucks. Here are the things I've learned:
- Apparently, I have an accent. And I talk funny.
- Soccer is gay; don't show it on our the TV.
- There is absolutely nothing people won't put ranch dressing on.
- Pepsi is apparently terrible. Some will refuse to drink any Pepsi products.
- Also, Applebee's is "fine dining".
- You don't need teeth to eat.
- Apparently, I look, act, speak, and carry myself much like a prince.
- We can't add shots of pure alcohol to your drink because Obama.
This job sucks. Is there any jobs you had that were terrible?