New Job

[escobert]

I also worked at Wal Mart. I felt a piece of my soul dying everytime I went in there. I was also preggo and bored all the time, so I'd switch the caps on the spray paint over in paint and randomly page my manager to call me just to bug him. I also called Electronics from Paint and asked them to turn the tvs up so I could hear "Surfs Up" from my area. Ha.

I would kill you at work. Literally. Dead.

[noxious.sunshine]

I was actually 2 of my mgrs favorite person ever. Nah. I've calmed down a lot since then. I was like 22. Working like 65 hrs a week between 2 jobs. My coworkers thought it was funny anyway..

[escobert]

I worked in inventory management at home depot for awhile so changing spay can tops would drive me nuts sending my count and ordering off

[Denmark]

spay can

Bob Barker would approve

[noxious.sunshine]

Lmao that's understandable. Fuhhh. I need to find a job. I Rly just dgaf anymore abt these crap jobs, so I have little to no desire to do well, though I'm really good at serving. Gag.

I'm about to put a profile on one of those sugar daddy sites and just be a lush the rest of my life. Haha.

[Unbreakable Will]

Lmao that's understandable. Fuhhh. I need to find a job. I Rly just dgaf anymore abt these crap jobs, so I have little to no desire to do well, though I'm really good at serving. Gag.

I'm about to put a profile on one of those sugar daddy sites and just be a lush the rest of my life. Haha.

I have copious amounts of booze.

[noxious.sunshine]

I think you just made an offer I can't refuse..... It's a match made in heaven.

Haaa

[Shlup]

Applebees in rural Tennessee... I almost want to go there just to people watch.

My worst job was at Target. I told them I wouldn't work past 11:00 since I had morning classes, so they scheduled me until 10:30... and then just expect me to stay until 1:00 or so in the morning. On my first day I mentioned going home soon, and the other people just laughed. Being asked to stay late once in a while is one thing, but just being expected to stay an extra three hours or more every single night is bull. I left my resignation on the desk and walked out after a week.

KinderCare was pretty rough sometimes too. I liked the job, but the management was garbage, and I don't approve of the way that company operates overall. During the summer we were short handed so most days I worked 11+ hours with only one break for lunch.

[Unbreakable Will]

I think you just made an offer I can't refuse..... It's a match made in heaven.

Haaa

[noxious.sunshine]

Awesome. lulz.. The resident Drunk Couple. xD may the drinking... Continue!

[Unbreakable Will]

It shall, and let it be known;

"There shall be a river of alcohol, and bitch beer that groweth forth from the Alcohol Tree in my garden. For whosoever believeth in beer, shall have an everlasting buzz."
- from the book of Shutthehellupanddrink 1:1

[noxious.sunshine]

"And on the first day, God created beer and liquor, and it was good."

1.) Thou shalt not waste alcohol.
(It's alcohol abuse in the worst form)

2.) Thou shalt not pass out amongst your friends
(Lest you become the butt of every joke and subsequently be effed with in various ways to be documented with photos and posted on places like.. Here. And Facebook).

[Unbreakable Will]

"And Jesus said,
'Sup homie, my blood is wine. So let's open an artery and get troutfaced.'"

[Shorty]

This isn't the drunk thread, asses.

[noxious.sunshine]

You're right, Shorty, and thank you for pointing us in the direction of the appropriate thread to take our shenanigans to.

Technically speaking though... Drinking -is- my current occupation, so it's totally related to the thread.