I have a job as a server at Applebee's in a (very small) town in rural Tennessee situated right in front of a Wal-Mart.
It sucks. Here are the things I've learned:
- Apparently, I have an accent. And I talk funny.
 - Soccer is gay; don't show it on our the TV.
 - There is absolutely nothing people won't put ranch dressing on.
 - Pepsi is apparently terrible. Some will refuse to drink any Pepsi products.
 - Also, Applebee's is "fine dining".
 - You don't need teeth to eat.
 - Apparently, I look, act, speak, and carry myself much like a prince.
 - We can't add shots of pure alcohol to your drink because Obama.
 
This job sucks. Is there any jobs you had that were terrible?

					
						
					
				
					
					
					
						
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