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[Laddy]

I have a job as a server at Applebee's in a (very small) town in rural Tennessee situated right in front of a Wal-Mart.

It sucks. Here are the things I've learned:

• Apparently, I have an accent. And I talk funny.
• Soccer is gay; don't show it on our the TV.
• There is absolutely nothing people won't put ranch dressing on.
• Pepsi is apparently terrible. Some will refuse to drink any Pepsi products.
• Also, Applebee's is "fine dining".
• You don't need teeth to eat.
• Apparently, I look, act, speak, and carry myself much like a prince.
• We can't add shots of pure alcohol to your drink because Obama.

This job sucks. Is there any jobs you had that were terrible?