Ciddies Mid-Year 2013: VOTING CLOSED (nomination tally now up)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Ciddies Voting Round

It’s time for democracy in action: where you, our humble members, vote for who you want to win any of these fine Ciddies. Not that I expect you to do anything remotely near a good job; democracy is what resulted in the current US Congress, after all. And boy, none of you people agreed on anything this time. There were 33 people nominated for Best Signature, and 30 for Scariest Member (which is rather appropriate for this den of creeps).

This time, the rules are easy:
1) vote for one member in each category, except for Best Member;
2) for Best Member, you may – but are not required to – rank your top two finalists, with your first-ranked being awarded 2 points and your second-ranked awarded 1 point. Rank your votes "1" and "2" accordingly (a single vote will count as a first-ranked vote); and
3) PM your votes to me, Award Pimp.

If you violate these simple rules, you will get pimp slapped.

Voting will close on Sunday, July 7, roughly one week from now. So what are you waiting for? Go vote!


1. Best Member
Agent Proto
Aulayna
Formalhaut
Flying Mullet
Locky
Loony BoB
Pantz
Sephex
Tifa's Boobs

2. Best Administrator/Developer/Tech Admin
Del Murder
Goldenboko
Loony BoB
o_O
Pantz
Psychotic
Roogle
Samuraid
Shlup

3. Best Cid’s Knight
fire_of_avalon
Mister Adequate
Pike
Shiny
Shorty
Vivi22

4. Best Editor
Aulayna
Faris
Freya
Locky
Raistlin
theundeadhero

5. Best Veteran
Agent Proto
Calliope
Citizen Bleys
Flying Mullet
Jowy
Quint Eastwood
Sephex
Shauna
The Summoner of Leviathan

6. Best Regular
Bolivar
Bunny
Cim
dandy da oak
Formalhault
Laddy
Pete for President
shion
Tifa's Boobs

7. Best Newbie
DanielCLFFF13
HasteInTime
LocoColt04
MontyPython
Mr. Shauna
noxious.sunshine
Yerushalmi

8. Sexiest Male
Chris
Cuchulainn
DK
o_O
Happy Noodle Boy
Jowy
Laddy
Levian
Loony BoB
Pantz
Raistlin
sharkythesharkdogg
Spuuky

9. Sexiest Female
Chemical
Faris
fire_of_avalon
Fujiko
Locky
Shiny
shion
Shlup
Shorty
smittenkitten
Tifa's Boobs

10. Best Custom Rank
Del Murder
Denmark
DK
Flying Mullet
Freya
Pantz
Psychotic
Raistlin
Sephex

11. Best Avatar
Aulayna
GoldenBoko
Loony BoB
Pantz
Pike
Raistlin
shion

12. Best Signature
Aulayna
Bert
Del Murder
Denmark
DK
Fonzie
Freya
Locky
Psychotic
Sephex
shion

13. Best Artist
Agent Proto
DrAssenov
LadyJuxtaposition
Locky
Pete for President

14. Best Writer
dandy da oak
DK
Locky
Lonely Paper Star
Loony BoB
Mister Adequate
Pike
Psychotic
shion
Shorty

15. Best General Forums Poster
Chris
Denmark
DK
Loony BoB
Mister Adequate
Parker
Pike
Psychotic
Raistlin
shion
Shorty
Tifa's Boobs

16. Best Final Fantasy Forums Poster
Aulayna
Bolivar
Freya
Sephex
The White Wizard of Fynn
Vivi22
Wolf Kanno

17. Best Thread Maker
Aulayna
DK
Flying Mullet
Pike
Sephex
shion
Tifa's Boobs
Wolf Kanno

18. Best Blogger/Article Writer
Agent Proto
Aulayna
Formalhaut
Freya
Locky
Raistlin
shion

19. Best #eoff Chatter
Denmark
fire_of_avalon
Happy Noodle Boy
kotora
Loony BoB
Nicolas
Pantz
Parker
shion
Shorty
Tasura

20. Best Thread
http://home.eyesonff.com/lounge/1433...ll-season.html
Another religious thread
http://home.eyesonff.com/eoff-archiv...-ceremony.html
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-gam...ath-angel.html
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...love-hate.html
The Positive Life Thread
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-arc...ml#post3226216
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/149117-soup.html
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...nk-thread.html
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...eys-bulge.html

21. Best Post
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...ml#post3217357
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...ml#post3227171
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...ml#post3200214
Let's Talk About Ourselves
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...ml#post3216284
http://home.eyesonff.com/lounge/1493...ml#post3235030
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...ml#post3242210
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...ml#post3225686
Eyes forward, pervert!
http://home.eyesonff.com/timber-mani...ml#post3278265

22. Best Article/Article Series
E3 2013 Round-Up
Eyes on EoFF (series)
Eyes on Final Fantasy Cosplay (series)
Final Fantasy Fan Art Showcase (series)
Final Fantasy Sexism (series)
Summon of the Month (series)

Note: For continuing series with stand-alone articles, I linked to the latest entry. For series where continuity matters, I linked to the beginning.

23. Craziest Member
Chris
Cuchulainn
HasteInTime
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Locky
Loony BoB
Mercen-X
noxious.sunshine
Psychotic
Tifa's Boobs
Ultima Shadow

24. Wittiest Member
Cuchulainn
Del Murder
Flying Mullet
Mister Adequate
Old Manus
Pantz
Parker
Psychotic
Quint Eastwood
Raistlin
Sephex
Shorty


25. Scariest Member
Chris
Cuchulainn
Del Murder
fire_of_avalon
Mercen-X
Mister Adequate
Psychotic
Shlup

26. Horniest Member
Chris
Formalhaut
iceglow.
kotora
NorthernChaosGod
Parker
Rebellious Eagle
Shorty
Tifa's Boobs

27. Most Honest Member
Bunny
Calliope
Cuchulainn
Formalhaut
Locky
Loony BoB
Miriel
Raistlin
shion
Shorty


28. Most Devious Member
Citizen Bleys
Cuchulainn
Del Murder
Mirage
Pantz
Pike
Psychotic
Quint Eastwood
Raistlin
Vivi22

29. Most Gullible Member
fire_of_avalon
Formalhaut
Happy Noodle Boy
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Locky
Loony BoB
shion
Shorty
SuperMillionaire
Tifa's Boobs

30. Most Objectively Objective Member
Agent Proto
Del Murder
Flying Mullet
Loony BoB
Mister Adequate
Pike
Peegee
Raistlin
The Man
Yerushalmi

31. Most Emotional Member
Chris
Formalhaut
Freya
Jiro
Laddy
Locky
Loony BoB
Miriel
shion
Shorty
The Man
Tifa's Boobs

32. Most Missed Member
Cid
demondude
eestlinc
Jiro
Lone Wolf Leonhart
Owen Macwere
Resha
RSL
Rye

33. Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
Aulayna
DMKA
Freya
Locky
Loony BoB
maybee
NeoCracker
Raistlin
shion

34. Most Helpful Member
Aulayna
Formalhaut
GoldenBoko
Locky
Loony BoB
o_O
Pantz
Roogle
shion
Shorty
Vivi22


35. Cutest Couple
Calliope & Spuuky
Del Murder & Miriel
Fujiko & o_O
Locky & Happy Noodle Boy
Loony BoB & smittenkitten
Pike & Mister Adequate
Shauna & Mr. Shauna
Shorty & Pantz
Tifa's Boobs & Denmark


Most Likely To…

36. Be the Next Cid’s Knight/Editor
Agent Proto
Chris
Formalhaut
Quint Eastwood
Shauna
shion
Tifa's Boobs

37. Get Banned
Chris
Cuchulainn
HasteInTime
NeoCracker
noxious.sunshine
Peegee
Tifa's Boobs
Vincent, Thunder God
zx12y

38. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
DanielCLFFF13
Formalhaut
Mr. Shauna
NeoCracker
noxious.sunshine
Parker
Sephex
Shaibana
The White Wizard of Fynn
Yerushalmi

39. Start waiting in line for Final Fantasy XV a week before its release
Aulayna
DMKA
Flying Mullet
Freya
Locky
Loony BoB
The White Wizard of Fynn
Wolf Kanno

40. Be a character in Kingdom Hearts 3
Aulayna
fire_of_avalon
Formalhaut
Freya
Happy Noodle Boy
Jessweeee
Loony BoB
Marshall Banana
qwertysaur
Shauna
Shorty
The Summoner of the Leviathan
Tifa's Boobs

41. Be Olenna Tyrell
fire_of_avalon
Leeza
Miriel
Shauna
Shiny
Shlup
Shorty
ThornQueen
Tifa's Boobs

42. Be the victim of Olenna’s next barb
Agent Proto
Chris
iceglow.
Loony BoB
Raistlin
The Man
Tifa's Boobs
Vivi22

43. Not have to pay prostitutes for sex after showing off their skills
Chris
Evastio
Formalhaut
iceglow.
Pantz
Parker
Psychotic
Raistlin

44. Spend $10,000 to be in the Veronica Mars movie
Aulayna
Azar
Bunny
Chris
maybee
Shorty
Tifa's Boobs

45. Leave a hilarious rep comment
Denmark
Flying Mullet
Mister Adequate
Pantz
Parker
Psychotic
Quint Eastwood
Shorty
Tifa's Boobs


46. Write about EoFF in the New York Times
Aulayna
Azar
Formalhaut
Jiro
Locky
Ouch!
Psychotic
The Man
Wolf Kanno
Yerushalmi

47. Become a wealthy, capitalist sweatshop owner
Citizen Bleys
Cuchulainn
Del Murder
Loony BoB
Miriel
Mister Adequate
nik0tine
Pantz
Peegee
Psychotic
Raistlin
SuperMillionaire
The Man

48. Rant online about the winner of #47 from their mother’s basement
HasteInTime
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
iceglow.
Mister Adequate
nik0tine
Peegee
Psychotic
Shorty
The Man

49. Total their car after swerving to avoid a squirrel
Calliope
Chris
Freya
Locky
Miriel
sharkythesharkdogg
shion
Shorty

50. Get Together
Faris & Parker
Miriel & The Man
Mr. Shauna & Cid's Wife
Parker & iceglow.
Psychotic & iceglow.
Shorty & Tifa's Boobs
Loony BoB & The corpse of a young woman from EoFF who he has tricked into meeting with him, pretending to be this deep and sensitive guy, and then after a little wine and a little laughter he has pinned her to his bed and peeled her skin like he would an onion because nobody can possibly be as strange as Daniel Towns is without being some sort of vile murderous ghoul who covers his inadequacies by mutilating young women.


For staff members only:

Site Staff Highwind Award:
Aulayna
Faris
Freya
Goldenboko
Locky
o_O
Pantz
Raistlin
Roogle
Samuraid
theundeadhero

Forums Staff Highwind Award:
Del Murder
fire_of_avalon
Loony BoB
Mister Adequate
Pike
Psychotic
Shiny
Shlup
Shorty
Vivi22

[Denmark]

I CAN VOTE NOW

[Madame Adequate]

The Worst Nominations.

Except the MLT Get Together one. That's pretty good.

[Pike]

Kind of an eclectic turnout for Best Member this time maybe we'll get a new winner!

[escobert]

Holy crap! I got nominated for best sig. I was actually thinking if I had a chance to be nominated for anything it'd be that. GO KITTY POWER!

[Denmark]

I think 6 nominations is the most I've ever had. yessssss

no best veteran nom for me tho (guess i should have nominated myself)

edit: oh yeah i got a best post nomination too so 7 nominations. wtf

[Raistlin]

All in all, a great turnout and a nice variety of finalists. A bunch of new faces for Best Member, which is always good. Though there were some... very dubious nominations for myself, and I am worried about what goes on in some of your heads now.

I do think it's high time my custom rank and avatar got some recognition, though. Go ShlupQuack's Pimp and Pimp Unne!

[Shorty]

Those of you who nominated me for Horniest Member have made an attack on my pristine moral character and I am deeply offended.

[Pumpkin]

>gets 16 nominations
>wins none

[Denmark]

pristine moral character

I HIDE BOTTLES OF ALCOHOL FROM MY HIGHLY RELIGIOUS MOM

<3

just another plug for lions.gif here

about to submit my votes

[Shorty]

I never said I was perfect, cupcake.

also you smurfing enabler you shut your dirty maw

[Pheesh]

Most gullible :/

I am happy about the MLT to be in KH3 nom though.

[noxious.sunshine]

Most likely to get banned? Winning!! I'll be unlazy and vote when I het home.

[escobert]

>gets 16 nominations
>wins none

>usually doesn't even got one nomination


so be happy people even nominate you

[Mahad]

Alright, to the polls!!
. . ..whenever they're due, I find I'm a lot more motivated when I procrastinate.