smurfing suck.
How do you keep yourself awake? This isn't specifically a food thread, so it's not going in QK.
I generally go with coffee. If someone can get me excited or super enthused about something that interests me, too (or if they piss me off, that works too) I tend to wake up pretty quickly.
The fastest I ever got my ass out of bed was when I woke up in the middle of the night to find my bedroom absolutely engulfed in smoke. Turns out my dumbass roommate left the burners on in the kitchen with some hot dogs that nearly caught our house on fire at 2am.
What wakes you up when you need it and what crazy situations have you been woken up in the you had to snap out of it ASAP?