Dexter: The End

[Shauna]

I am also glad that Hannah has returned. I was waiting for it!

[Calliope]

You know what would be cool? If Hannah ripped off what was actually a very convincing mask, and then:

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And then Quinn made Sergeant, Lundy came back and married Deb (reception at Poppa's), and they looked after Harrison because Dexter got the chair while LaGuerta and Doakes high-fived and solved all the crime in the city.

THE END

[Slothy]

You know what would be cool? If Hannah ripped off what was actually a very convincing mask, and then:

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And then Quinn made Sergeant, Lundy came back and married Deb (reception at Poppa's), and they looked after Harrison because Dexter got the chair while LaGuerta and Doakes high-fived and solved all the crime in the city.

THE END

This is the worst idea I've ever seen.

No one wants LaGuerta back.

[Calliope]

Well, that's true.

Seriously though, all last episode I was just yelling "QUINNNN! WHYYYY? TURN THE CORNER, WORST COP IN THE WORLD" with my head in my hands

[McLovin']

So I guess they're gonna continue Dexter with that new kid for future seasons. And lol @ the nanny working on her birthday!!?? Are you freakin serious? And then Quinn...omg.."I know what you're doing." Yeah so do we Dexter writers. Being complete buttholes.

[Shlup]

Lundy came back and married Deb

This would make me so happy. I loved Lundy. ;_;

[Calliope]

I thought about re-watching that season, but NOPE. It's too sad ;_;

[Calliope]

I am double-posting because I have seen other people do it a lot lately.

Anyway: WTF Masuka family? I can't even comprehend what happened there. As soon as Nikki paused in conversation talking about her job, I knew it was _________. That whole arc of this episode creeped me out.

And man, I kept waiting for Deb to leap out of the car and murder ________. Can this happen, please?

[Shlup]

There are several legit reasons to double-post; this is one of them.

I'm officially on board with your "Masuka Family Hour" spinoff. "daughter boobs" and "I'm not gonna be a stripper, Dad!" were such touching moments. Best parts of the episode. xD

[Raistlin]

I agree with Shlup; the Masuka family parts were great. Vince trying to act modest and chivalrous? Quality entertainment.

I still can't quite shake the belief that Nikki's in it for the long con, but I am still amused by her interactions with Masuka.

[Rantz]

Finally starting to get properly excited about this season's story. What's going onnnnnnn!?!?! D:

[Shiny]

Yeah for real. This season was boring until the last ten minutes of the most recent episode.

[Shlup]

They released that they were thinking of doing a spinoff right as Dex started mentoring that kid, the clever bastards.

[Shauna]

Things certainly have heated up.

[Slothy]

(SPOILER)I was never quite sure why they thought the dude they caught was the brain surgeon guy and figured he'd be back. I mean, sure, the Doc cracked open his skull and started diddling his brains with an ice cream scoop, but he was also a serial killer who had a house filled with evidence that he had a much different MO. It struck me as a bit strange that he would shift to a completely different style of killing so far outside his comfort zone. Personally, I'm calling the good Doctor as the killer. Don't care if I turn out to be wrong.