Originally Posted by
Psychotic
It is literally impossible to write a script for the final episode of Dexter and have it be no better than that. I'll give it a bash:
DEXTER: I was an alien sent to kill humans all along. Now I will return to my home planet.
(A beam of light engulfs DEXTER, who gently floats to the heavens. HANNAH and DEB have tears rolling down their faces. DEXTER looks down, smiles and waves. HANNAH and DEB both manage a smile through their tears)
HANNAH: Now what?
DEB: I don't smurfing know. Let's become smurfing lesbian smurfing lovers together or something.
(HANNAH and DEB throw their arms around each other and begin to passionately make out. The camera slowly pans to the right where we see MASUKA, watching, grinning. He lets out his trademark laugh.)
MASUKA: Huh huh huh huh.
(MASUKA looks directly at the camera)
MASUKA: Th-th-th-that's all folks!
(The screen slowly goes black, centred as a circle on MASUKA's face. As the screen goes completely black, MASUKA reaches his hands through the last hole, pulls the black open, pokes his head through, and lets out a final wink to the "DEXTER leaving apartment sound" and the screen finally goes black.)
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