I realize that by speaking up like this, I'm likely making myself a target. He gets off on abducting lesser-known members on the message board and posting the dishes he makes from their flesh for all to see.

The only way he won't get to me is if I become more popular. Otherwise nobody will notice when I go missing and he posts an eyeball sub or a big juicy thigh ham like any other day. "Just Chris being Chris again... I wonder where comma went."