I heard the World Health Organization (WHO) (and components) was investigating Iran. They were interested in text books on Michoacana Cyber terror. But they found the literature to be Toxic, and had a used Trojan in it that had been planted by the Cops. Communications were had about the Hazardous material incident. Tamil Tigers said that the Incident could have caused Listeria if Calderon visited with his gang of Pirates who were treating Foot and Mouth (FMD) with the Los Zetas gang. But luckily they knew ahead of time due to having a Keylogger. Cain and abel, being the real perpetrators, drove their Weapons cache on the Interstate and got away scot-free.

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