Heading Off To America In 6 Days
So i'm heading off to San Diego next week. Any suggestion as to what the smurf to do once I get there? Like, do American's drink as much as normal people do? Would anyone object to me swearing a lot? Will anyone understand my accent enough to even understand if I was swearing? Is it true everyone there is either really buff or really fat? Will I get touched inappropriately by Julian? So many questions. All ideas welcome. I'm mostly going to taste Capn Crunch again but am open to anything else.
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Yes, jules will touch you. I'm sure he'll take you out drinking lots too so you wont have to worry. From all his pictures he seems to party a lot so you should be good!
Oh hey my brother lives in San Diego.
Probably not.Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
you're really gonna have to qualify what you mean by "normal people" here. i'll assume Irish people, and say no, we don't. but we do drink a lot.
I thought you'd been to America in the past. Shouldn't you know what Americans are like?
Next time come to the East Coast.
But the East Coast is boring and they think they've got big imposing mountains when all they've got are cute little molehills
Oh whatevs. East coast has it's merits. Especially the South. Ha! As much as I hate it here, it's still worth the trip. Just for the lulz if nothing else.... Idk .. ive also gained more of an appreciation for Nashville since the flood in 2010 & so many of us lost everything. The people still suck in general though.
I was in the midwest. No one drank like me. I put it down to being in the middle of 2 red states.
There are plenty of bars in my area (suburbs close to Chicago) where people make it their business to die of alcohol poisoning. You'd probably have a decent time around these parts in terms of drinking.I was in the midwest. No one drank like me. I put it down to being in the middle of 2 red states.
As someone who has met Julian three times and been touched inappropriately during each of those times, I can you you that yes, it will happen.
He has also kissed two of the three EoFFers I have met him with. On the mouth.
Prepare yourself.
I would think red states drink way more that blue states. Liberals are too worried about organics and health and trout, and conservatives are like YEEEEHAW LET'S DRINK SOME BOOZE AND SHOOT trout.
Right?
Have a good trip, Cuch, and stay true.
Americans drink Bud Light... and you're irish. They'll be like : "All hail the Beer God !"
There are some nice beaches near San Diego. They also have an awesome zoo and Sea World is super fun. But you can't drink alcohol in these places so...
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