Steak

[Flaming Ice]

Ranch is delicious on pizza, yes, but some of us don't want to die in our 30s.

Yeah, eating that crust all the time will kill you.

But if you use a paper towel and dab the top of it you take away some evil grease .

And the crust is tasty.



Geez...haven't had pizza for a few months now though.

[Slothy]

The grease is he least of peoples worries. At least if the cheese is real.