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    Default Why are talking cats so sassy?

    Seriously, watch any show or movie with a talking cat in it, and it's always sassy.

    Why?
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    Because a talking frog just wouldn't be the same?

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    I dunno, Bacchus Frog, Prince Naveen Frog, and Princess Tiana Frog were all pretty sassy.
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    Cats think they own everything, selfish beasts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    Seriously, watch any show or movie with a talking cat in it, and it's always sassy.

    Why?
    Cats are simply sassy in general. Talking or otherwise.
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    Seriously, watch any show or movie with a talking cat in it, and it's always sassy.

    Why?
    Cats are simply sassy in general. Talking or otherwise.


    And some deserve being eaten by dogs

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    Because of Long Johnson, clearly.

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    "Sassy Cat, Sassy Cat, full of sass, full of sass. If you don't like it you can kiss...her...BUTT!!!!"
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    Because normal cats are sassy too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    Because normal cats are sassy too.

    Real cats are normal.


    House cats aren't

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    Not all real cats are sassy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    Because normal cats are sassy too.
    They're better than us and they know it. Any fictional cat which does not adequately convey this is unbelievable.

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    The 2004 Masterpiece Catwoman starring unrivaled thespian Halle Berry put it best: "Cats come when they feel like it. Not when they're told." I think other lesser movies try to express this reality through sassmouthing.

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    I'd like to see a sassy sasquatch.

    I mean it's a natural.

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    Now I'm going to spend all day trying to think of unsassy cats.

    Does Nermal count? The unsassy nemesis of the very sassy Garfield.


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