Cloud is fruity in the booty.

[Jiro]

god you would think by now he would know how to block that

[Psychotic]

I like to imagine Cloud in an old Looney Tunes cartoon, drinking a glass of orange juice and then having it spill out of all these holes in his torso.

[Ayen]

It's okay to be gay, Cloud. However, your relationship with Sephiroth is abusive and unhealthy. You deserve better.

[Botchmun]

The worst part is now when I say Cloud is an overrated sack of crap people will call it gay bashing.

[Kalevala]

The Shinra building is just a metaphor for a giant, erect phallus that Cloud must climb.