Go to the smurfing gym.
Go to the smurfing gym.
She's going to die soon, but it is her time. It's okay to feel bad about it, but do not let it dictate your emotions and responses to certain situations for years to come. This advice also applies to future ex girlfriends.
Practice drumming every smurfing day. No excuses. Get lessons, learn to read stave, and PRACTICE EVERY GODDAMN DAY!!
For the love of the gods... Don't smurfing buy Pogs.
POGS! Oh man I had a bajillion of those things.
For God's sake warn those guys at the World Trade Center
there was a picture here
"If a 29 year old guy walks up to you and claims to be you from the future, it's okay to be afraid and run away."
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Maybe I'd say "go to university when you get the chance, yes when you're looking at it you'll think experience is more important than qualifications when it comes to getting a job, but it's more about the cue to leave home and develop yourself socially and you'll realise that afterwards."
Or maybe I wouldn't, as then I'd be a different person, and although I'm a bit spineless and in a bit of a rut, I still sort of like who I am.
Maybe I'd tell myself "in 20 years time you'll be into My Little Pony" just to see what my reaction would be .