How Weird are you?

[Hollycat]

See title for topic.
WARNING, massive amounts of insanity inside
I have two points I can talk about my own weirdness,
the first being my extreme paranoia.

I love singing when nobody else is home, but a few months ago I heard a creak in the attic while singing and immediately shut up. I somehow convinced myself at that moment that there was a Mexican family living in our attic and laughing at my singing. I had to go into the attic and check before I felt comfortable singing.

Every time a car follows me for more than 3 turns I become convinced they are following me.

I often decide the government is actively watching me all of the sudden and force myself to only do nice things for the rest of the day.

And most importantly I wont let anyone use any of my computers because I automatically think they want to read my crappy poetry and then make fun of me.
Edit: also the twelve terrabytes of porn. :P



My second gigantic form of weirdness is my radically escapist imagination. I don't hate my life at all, but I find myself constantly creating new personas I want live as, developing back stories and what their life goals are, all assuming they have my personality.

I wont go into a bunch of them because there are a ton, but my most recent imaginary persona is a centaur teenage girl named Lilia (can't bring myself to choose a different name once the first one pops in my head.) who has randomly been thrown into our modern world with no memories about where she (I) comes from, but lots of knowledge about our world, such as history, politics, mathematics, etc. However, despite the vast knowledge, all she (I,we?) wants is to become an awesome cook living in New York city. I still haven't decided whether or not that persona needs pants.



How are you strange?

[Chemical]

To the rest of the world I am pretty weird.

To EoFF I am pretty bland and normal.

[Shorty]

Every time a car follows me for more than 3 turns I become convinced they are following me.

That is actually the criteria to determine if someone is following you. How often does that happen?

I'm weird. The people who know the full extent of my weirdness are on my livejournal.

[Jiro]

Every time a car follows me for more than 3 turns I become convinced they are following me.

That is actually the criteria to determine if someone is following you.

Three consecutive turns in the same direction. If you turn left, then drive for ten minutes, turn right, drive, turn left again and someone is still following you, it probably means you're going to the same party. If you turn right four times in a row immediately, either they are smurfing abysmally lost, or you got yourself a shadow. Gosh you rookies.

EDIT: Also I am not weird at all, not compared with all of you guys. I could open a hardware store with the amount of screws you all seem to got loose <3

[Shorty]

Jiro has been following you, HC.

[CimminyCricket]

Jasmin and I are pretty weird. We walk around the house yelling "I'm gonna wreck it!" constantly. She frequently dances obnoxiously in public and I sometimes forget that she's there and say/do weird things. Examples: 1. I was holding my cat bouncing her and sang all the kitties say all the kitties say meow meow meow meow meow meow to the tune of No Doubts all the girls say. 2. I make guitar solo sounds with my mouth when I'm reading an action scene in books. 3. I once called myself super cool after I completed a quest in skyrim

[Hollycat]

Every time a car follows me for more than 3 turns I become convinced they are following me.

That is actually the criteria to determine if someone is following you. How often does that happen?

I'm weird. The people who know the full extent of my weirdness are on my livejournal.

Sometimes it only takes one turn for me to become convinced.

[Shiny]

Every time a car follows me for more than 3 turns I become convinced they are following me.

That is actually the criteria to determine if someone is following you.

Three consecutive turns in the same direction. If you turn left, then drive for ten minutes, turn right, drive, turn left again and someone is still following you, it probably means you're going to the same party. If you turn right four times in a row immediately, either they are smurfing abysmally lost, or you got yourself a shadow. Gosh you rookies.

EDIT: Also I am not weird at all, not compared with all of you guys. I could open a hardware store with the amount of screws you all seem to got loose <3

Nice try, you're weird.

I am also weird, but not crazy. Being insane would certaintly make some situations interesting though.

[noxious.sunshine]

How am I weird?

I know I -am-, I'm just having a hard time thinking of how.

I get fixated on things for periods of time. Like last night, I was obsessed with the idea of buying a Dibbuk Box on eBay. I'm still engrossed with the idea right now, but it's not as bad as it was last night. Or like I'll randomly decide I -really need- something and if I have the money, I will go get it - whether I really do need it or not.

I might seem Chatty Cathy, and for the most part, I can be pretty outgoing and I'm not shy at all, but no one ever really knows -me- me. I can talk about stuff that's happened all day long, but talking about feelings? No way, man. I avoid that like the plague. I do, however, have no problems whatsoever dishing out advice. I just never do it 'cuz people ask and I tell them what I think they should do (which I'm usually right about) & then they don't listen to me and then later they're all "I should've listened!" and I'm like "Yep! My wealth of knowledge is now closed off to you... Foorrreeeevvvuuurrrr." My Friend Pobz calls me "The Wise... Ass" XD

I almost never eat what I cook. Not because it isn't good, though. Snacking & tasting usually fills me up before I get finished cooking.

I will almost -never- eat what someone else cooks - if I don't know who they are. Restaurants are different. But like if my boyfriend brings something home that was made from someone -else's- house and I don't know the person/have never met them, I won't eat it. If they're there in front of me and I saw them cook it, I probably will eat. With the exception of tamales.

[Sephex]

You just live, man. There be no need to keep track of a list like some honkey in a hat asking you some questions. SHEIT, just ride the wave. That's all there is to it. Don't think.

[Araciel]

I wear my sunglasses at night.

[Pumpkin]

Too weird. And not in the cool, I'm an individual with cute quirks way.

[Mirage]

Every time a car follows me for more than 3 turns I become convinced they are following me.

That is actually the criteria to determine if someone is following you. How often does that happen?

I'm weird. The people who know the full extent of my weirdness are on my livejournal.

Sometimes it only takes one turn for me to become convinced.

Be glad you're not a young girl on your way home from a party in the middle of the night.

[Chris]

I'm normal.

[noxious.sunshine]

I just LOL'd at that.