Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
Quote Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar View Post
Every time a car follows me for more than 3 turns I become convinced they are following me.
That is actually the criteria to determine if someone is following you.
Three consecutive turns in the same direction. If you turn left, then drive for ten minutes, turn right, drive, turn left again and someone is still following you, it probably means you're going to the same party. If you turn right four times in a row immediately, either they are smurfing abysmally lost, or you got yourself a shadow. Gosh you rookies.

EDIT: Also I am not weird at all, not compared with all of you guys. I could open a hardware store with the amount of screws you all seem to got loose <3