Quote Originally Posted by Denmark
38. Win a Ciddie for the very first time

Here is an excerpt from the parody song I was trying to write as my speech for this category:
Like a newbie
Nommed for the very first time
Like a newwwwwbie
But I'm nowhere near creatively clever enough to finish anything like that, so I'll just say this: each of these nominees is deserving of their first Ciddie. I think this award has trended towards newer folks in the past, but I'm not Statsy BoB. Will Sephex break the curse? Did people listen to me when I said vote Parker for everything? Let's find out!

Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous voter
Sephex has never won one? Hasn't he been around since 2001 or something?