MLT Become a wealthy, capitalist sweatshop owner
On 24th April this year, a clothing factory building collapsed in Dhaka, Bangladesh. The death toll for this tragedy has reached 1,127, with an additional 2,500 people injured. The people responsible for the building ignored various warnings after cracks appeared in the building the previous day. If you would like to know more or to help fight against such tragedies, please check out
this site for information on what is being done.
Closer to home, it is rumoured that an EoFFer is the owner of a sweatshop. This person has gained a massive amount of money from Moomba who go through similar issues at the hands of this capitalist, while the Moomba go unpaid. Various names have emerged as the potential culprit. Award Guy, taking time out from his sister loving travels, went incognito and spoke to these suspects hoping to reveal more of the truth. Here's what they had to say.
Citizen Bleys: It's the smurfing French! I don't tolerate that kind of... do I own it? Do I look rich? I'm going to travel to Montreal and piss on 'em. THE FRENCH. smurfin'... arse... damn toilets, why don't they stay in one place. Can't aim for trout in these pants. No fly, you see? ... ... ...oh, bollocks. Ahhh. Ahhhhh... smurf. trout! Arse. God dammit. Are these pants French? I hope they're smurfing French. Bugger.
Cuchulainn: smurf off. Ireland Ireland Ireland Bayern Munich I got a sunburn swearing you're all nerds and I'm not the only people who wear clothes from Bangladesh are the Scousers because they can't afford anything better now that they're losing their benefits. smurf off!
Del Murder: My wealth is all gained through entirely reasonable and ethical practices. No, I'm not going to elaborate on how I make it. My Armani suit? Yes, it's authentic Armani... What was that? Do I think we should unban all the sweatshop owners? Of course I -- er, I'm told by my wife that I have no further comment.
Loony BoB: What would workers want money for? Food? HA! Maybe they should have thought about
that before they became PEASANTS!
Miriel: Do I own a clothing factory? Yes. I do. I own a factory that has 100% females working in it, because I'm trying to do what I can for equal rights and I feel that this workplace will help to balance out gender employment. Is that so wrong?
Mister Adequate: Haha, yeah, I don't get why I'm on that sweatshop owner list either.
nik0tine: I deal in cigarettes, not clothing. The best thing you can do for a sweatshop worker is give them a nice cigarette at the end of the day, that's all I have to say about that. Hook them for a day, hook them for life.
Pantz: We have lovely sweat shops in Sweden! You walk in, you sit down, you sweat! Haha! Swedes love saunas!
Peegee: SARSASLLOLOMFGWTFROFLMAO DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU SWEAT? ^_^;;;;;;;;;;; <-- SWEATING FACE!!!!!!!!! DESU [Peegee suddenly makes six blog entries]
Psychotic: [Psy made kissy noises down the phone to Award Guy for about a minute before giving the phone to Steve, at which point AG hung up]
Raistlin: I don't deal in clothes, I deal in hos. Shlup's on discount this month, how much you got? Oh, c'mon, you gotta double that. Fine, fine. But you only get half the normal time.
SuperMillionaire: P. Diddy, a rap artist who sings about things like sex and guns, had a sweatshop and it burned to the ground. I feel that this is great justice. You don't see Carly Rae Jepsen endorsing such things. People who sing about sex and drugs own sweatshops. I bet they sing about them, too. It makes me so sad sometimes that things like this happen. Teardrops on My Guitar is something you bet I get from the idea of sweatshops. People just suggest that I could own a sweatshop because of all my money. I make all my money from perfectly normal, ethical things like Miley Cyrus t-shirts. Huh? No, I don't know where they're made. Why do you ask?
The Man: [Award Guy refused to interview The Man on the basis of having read Eyes on Each Other threads before]
a worthy winner
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
As an aside, hat tip to Raist for running the Ciddies using the Del Murder reveal method instead of taking millions of years BoB style
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